Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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