normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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