Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Shame is for Republicans.
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