How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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