Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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