I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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