quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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