I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
