Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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