Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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