idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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