wakey wakey hands off snakey
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
that's an acceptable place to lick
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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