gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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