One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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