i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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