I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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