thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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