if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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