4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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