Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Damn victory sex feels great
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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