I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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