i would punch a child for taco bell
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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