i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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