fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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