I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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