Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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