You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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