I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My feet surprised me
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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