I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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