Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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