I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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