Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Ketchup is God's man juice
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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