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say what?
wanna hang out?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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