you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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