My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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