Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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