New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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