I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
When did angry sex become our thing?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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