You're completely useless in the revolution.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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