Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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