i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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