Who wears a wallet chain?!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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