She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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