her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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