Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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