Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
