I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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