I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Come on in and take your pants off
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