seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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