the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I cockslap morals
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you have to choose: penises or morals?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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