just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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