Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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